Friday, December 17, 2010

F.L.A.G. Operatives assist in Scarecrow capture


F.L.A.G. operative Osprey and his sidekick, Fiery Wren, assisted Batwoman in arresting the Scarecrow in Gotham's expansive sewers earlier this evening. After investigating the whereabouts of Dr. Jonathan Crane, aka the Scarecrow, the F.L.A.G. pair found Batwoman already in his clutches. (continued on page 8)



Fiery Wren describes the encounter: “He was all, like, “I'm gonna scare you and stuff!” and we were like, “Nuh-uh!” and so me and Osprey got Batwoman off the floor and then were, like, totally attacked by these hallucinations and stuff but we, like, beat them all down while Scarecrow was all “blah-blah-blah” but he, like, ran out of his gas and stuff, so he thought he could beat us and stuff but we beat him down. It was awesome.”

When approached for comment Osprey simply grunted and vanished into the darkness of night.  Fiery Wren simply stated, "Um, yeah, he does that," before ascending to the rooftops herself.

Dr. Crane was arrested by Gotham Police Department and returned again to Arkham Asylum where he will continue with his psychotherapy. 


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