The person responsible for the single-largest loss of life in an act of super-powered terrorism has been revealed as former member of the Legion Of Sin, Dr. Manhattan. S.T.A.R. Labs, authorities and members of the JL confirmed today during a noon press conference. "There is no mistaking the energy signature, it's been logged several times in the past and our tests confirmed it yesterday." said one staffer.
Dr. Manhattan was also the villain responsible for the attack at the trial of the supervillain, Deviant, and is responsible for his escape. Wonder Woman responded today to the discovery "This evildoer is Public Enemy #1 right now, there isn't a place on earth he can go to hide. We WILL find him."
More information as it becomes available.
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ReplyDeleteAhh yes they got my good side
ReplyDeleteYour good side, huh? So the side that shows your penis is smaller than your balls is your good side? That's almost as tragic as what just happened.
ReplyDeletelmao CHEAP!
ReplyDeleteBut in all seriousness, these glowing blue balls are the last image millions saw before they perished. It can be the last thing you will ever see if you'd like!
ReplyDeleteOn a scale on 1 to 10, how much should we care? I'm thinking in the negatives. Just say'en.
ReplyDeleteThe Hunt is on for the Doc
ReplyDeleteDoctr Manhattan said...
ReplyDelete"But in all seriousness, these glowing blue balls are the last image millions saw before they perished. It can be the last thing you will ever see if you'd like!"
Deacon: Not before the 3rd date.
Lmao
ReplyDeletePlay nice children.
ReplyDeleteFormer member of the Legion Of Sin? WTF!? Just a moment ago the dude was going off on everyone about Star labs collateral damage this, blah blah blah BLAH, and he now a former member? The condom aint even dry yet, and you leaving Apoc like some dirty trick? WTF!? Now you blowing up shit, showing us your junk and shit? WTF!? I don't need to see that, hell the last think I wanna see before I go so some fine as naked CHICK and not you, nasty ass. Here $5, buy yourself a speedo or something! Gah DAYUM!!!!
ReplyDelete^^^Anonymous, you need not stare at my balls to feel the glory.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but that has got to be the most latent homosexual comment I've ever seen. I'm jus say'en
ReplyDeleteThis miscreants actions cannot go unpunished.
ReplyDeletewell for all you smart people out there, The Hero's just came to midtown and showed in force. that Because Us Villains decided to gloat on a New Found glory, they just ripped us a new one. Where are the Legion? where are Destruction Kings? thats right fighting each other. Gloating. the hero's got it together for once and shut us down. At Midtown. I Felt Like I was fighting Alone out there.
ReplyDeletewe just now pushed them back, good showing but in the end they were pushed back.
ReplyDeleteMPD should book his ass for indecent exposure along with all the other crap.
ReplyDeleteLMAO at all these comments! "But in all seriousness, these glowing blue balls are the last image millions saw before they perished." that is the single funniest comment I have read all day!XD
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There was no push back, we captured our targets and took back those stolen cookies. Big up to the alliance of leagues.
ReplyDeleteShameful about Midtown. I guess LOS and DK are acting like real villains. Too concerned with their own reps, to see the big picture. But at least now the heroes have a chance to take back NML. If their is anything worth actually taking back. Muhahahaa
ReplyDeleteoh the hero's are pulling beta feats? How many partnerships did that take I wonder?
ReplyDeleteOOC: When I fought you, you were naked! All this time, NAKED!!!!! I'm sorry Manhattan, I have to reevaluate my PVP experiences and...go wash my eyes out...get the images out.....LMFAO!!!!
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