Monday, January 3, 2011

F.L.A.G. Averts Gorilla Island Missile Crisis‏


Department of Defense contacts confirmed this morning that a small contingent of F.L.A.G. operatives were dispatched to Gorilla Island around midnight Sunday to thwart a quickly escalating missile crisis involving a potential new type of weapon of mass destruction.  D.o.D. refused to acknowledge the details of their involvement or their  relationship with the fledgling super group, but The Daily Planet was able to contact none other than Justice League veteran Martian Manhunter for more information. (continued on page 5)




The iconic Green Guardian had this to say, “It is true, the newly formed League, F.L.A.G. was responsible for thwarting a major crisis on Gorilla Island.  We received information regarding the Super-Humanite’s development of a WMD with a new boom-tube delivery system.  Superman himself is in direct contact with their leader Soldier who responded immediately to the alert accompanied by three of his colleagues—Air Force, Rick Tacular, and Major Savior.”

This news follows quickly on the heels of several earlier reports regarding the activities of this new heroic presence and the mystery surrounding their apparent link to the United States government.  In a rather bizarre twist, several pictures which seem to corroborate F.L.A.G.’s involvement were received by our circulation department this morning.  Unfortunately, the I.P. address was a dead end.


Below are the last of the battle images captured by satellite.


14 comments:

  1. "In a rather bizarre twist, several pictures which seem to corroborate F.L.A.G.’s involvement were received by our circulation department this morning. Unfortunately, the I.P. address was a dead end."

    I'm confused. The article seems to suggest that you received the images by email; yet you give credit to a satellite as your source?

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  2. nice characters, who is on the far right?

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  3. That's Major Savior, our medic. I rush in with no thought, he keeps me breathing and out of the morgue.

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  4. We were never here...

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  5. Oh look! its my favorite team of government super-powered green berets. The U.S Government getting into the superhero business will be bad for us. MARK MY WORDS.

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  6. Well now, hold on there a tic. Soldier asked us to help. Not "ordered" or "demanded", asked. He got the request, not "order" or "assignment", from the Justice League. Where they themselves got it from was not a concern or doing of ours.

    Also, you have to know that there are a handfull of F.L.A.G. members who have been used and abused by our government, but they're in our Leage because they still believe in their ideals, despite what's been done to them.

    "Governement sanctioned" and "assasins" and other descriptors of that nature have no place in F.L.A.G.

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  7. you conspiracy theory guys are so silly dude. i'm pretty sure time will tell if these guys are government agents or something.

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  8. i've read all the stuff from The DP that's been posted here and i'm still not sure what to make of FLAG. do kinda dig their costumes though.

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  9. totally agree. you need to an interview with their leader.

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  10. I heard from a CIA informant that, F.L.A.G. differes from other super-hero-centric groups in that it centers on a team consisting mostly of superhuman beings from various global Special Forces/Counter-Terrorist organizations acting as a small UN troubleshooting team.

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  11. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!

    ..*wipes tear from eye* Huh...that was funny...

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  12. umm...can't we just be happy they're good guys?

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