Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Civilians Protest Unmonitored Heroes

Wodan Berserk threatening camera man

We see them everyday now in the major cities. They pull us out of burning buildings and beat up the occasional trans-dimensional robot. Most people around the world are, without a doubt, happy to see the new generation of heroes but what about us in the actual cities who have to put up with them day in and day out?


Yesterday night in Metropolis, as the sun began to set, a large battle broke out between several rogue heroes and villains. This battle started out harmlessly enough above the skies of our fair city. The super powered criminals were out doing their thing when they were approached by one of the new up and coming super heroes. They out numbered him three to one and jumped at the opportunity to rid themselves of an obstacle. The junior hero was quickly assisted however by not two heroes, which would have even the odds.
Not four heroes, which would have given a clear advantage.
Not six, but eight other heroes. Eight heroes who happen to be roaming the city with dangerous super powers and no supervision by the Justice League.  

Needless to say, the super powered villains were easily out matched and began to flee their blood thirsty pursuers. By the time they had reached the street below, a magic wielding Amore was beaten into unconsciousness. One villain called Shorty tried to make a run for it while the other, Super Disease, tried to stand his ground.

"Totally uncalled for and disgusting!" proclaimed a Mrs. Santiago whose car was picked up off the street by one of the vigilantes. She was forced to exit her vehicle in a hurry at the risk of her life. She had two payments left on her family Neon, and she was forced to watch in horror as it was thrown thirty feet through the air to impact with the helpless Super Disease. The target would have been hospitalized by the impact alone but the heroes saw fit to explode the vehicle and rain countless punches down upon his shattered body.

It looked like enough had been done to stop the small time super villains, but Shorty remained unscathed and that just couldn't be allowed by our so called protectors.
Ripping up gravel and sending other vehicles flying through the air; the heroes gave chase down the busy road while unleashing a hail of explosives, lasers, bullets, and bolts of electricity. Shorty, who had not a single drop of blood on his hands, was found beaten to death just fifty yards from a police station. None of the so called heroes has come forward to claim responsibility for the murder and not a single member of the Justice League would speak a word of the matter.

I took it upon myself to track down some of the heroes involved in the event. The first hero I tracked down was Tyler. Wearing normal civilians cloths no one would suspect much from the well mannered young man, and not many would guess that he had the strength to pick up and toss a car with ease. Tyler could not be reached to answer questions, but another hero involved in the incident could.

I was not surprised to find Wodan Berserk had already left Metropolis for Gotham. A guilty conscious perhaps? Not likely. The suspected domestic terrorist was captured by local authorities with the aid of Superman after several heroes escaped one of Brainiac's ships. He was found to be both brainwashed and severely dangerous. Wodan Berserk is suspected to have ties to countless criminal organizations, not to mention his blatant ties to Nazi mysticism. It was because of this that the Justice League originally had a remote camera following him around to keep an eye on his activities.
But where is this hovering camera now? After several weeks of watching him use overwhelming force on possible criminals, the Justice League saw fit to allow him to operate unsupervised and unrestricted.
With no repercussions to his actions.

Now Wodan Berserk is being used as just one of many examples by P.A.T.C.H. (People Against The Cruelty of Heroes). The group has been growing rapidly due to many recent cases of rookie superheroes taking the law into their own hands with disastrous results. The group promises to protest in every super human active city in North America and Europe by the end of the year. Their first demand to the Justice League? Full video monitoring of every super human working for them.


"I have six children!" mentioned Erica Earnst. "How can I feel that they are safe when there are cars being thrown through the air? When capes are beating people to death in the street? How can you expect me to sit by and do nothing!?"

Ms. Earnst founded the Metropolis branch, and first branch, of P.A.T.C.H. eight months ago after her eldest son was accidentally hit by a shock wave created by Superman. It had twenty members after the first month and now it has members all over the world. Keep your eyes open for the protesters as they will be organizing protests outside Metropolis City Hall and Crime Alley in Gotham.  

6 comments:

  1. So basically... heroes are villains and villains are heroes now...

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  2. It almost seems as if the idea of the Heroic Vigalante is often immitated and rarely duplicated? It must be hard to find meaning and purpose when even those helped complain. I do not see why this is tolerated. If... if... in an alternate Universe where Dogs walked Humans and I was a Hero, I would arrest the Protesters and silence their protest.... permenatly.

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  3. You heard it here first, folks; fireball-throwing psychic truck-throwing superpowered individuals are dangerous.

    Who knew?

    The article is rather interesting, excusing the...odd...opinion of the writer that heroes outnumbering villains is in some way morally wrong...And it will be equally interesting to see what spin each side tries to put on it.

    As a hero, it's a rather touchy subject - on the one hand, the Justice League is effectively left to its own devices, and to allow them to operate like that takes a great deal of faith, and could be seen as too great a risk by the average citizen.

    On the other hand - who wants to try to tell Superman that he should stop trying to save entire cities and the planet itself because sometimes individual people accidentally get hurt?

    I think something that both heroes, villains and civilians alike can agree on is that our cities would be far more dangerous for innocents if villains had free reign of them.

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  4. I'm not sure what the point of this article is other than to try and demonize heroes working together to give back to the villains what they've been dishing out.

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  5. This is a villain propaganda piece!

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  6. Welcome to my world guys. I dealt with this type of crap when I was in Mississippi, Tennessee, and a little ways up north from there in Baltimore. You will always have people that will not appreciate the things that we do but we have to look pass that because often times, doing the right thing isn't always the most popular thing to do.

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