"This is Cat Grant, Star Reporter at the Daily Planet reporting the latest and greatest news in Metropolis. Today we had a showdown of epic proportions in Little Bohemia between the oversized hulking mass of monkey identified as Prince Ulgo and a new young hero referred to by the public as The Blazing Blur! It is rumored that Prince Ulgo has joined Grodd in his genetic assault on Metropolis. Eyewitnesses claim that Prince Ulgo had been on a rampage on the Queensland board walk before climbing up a building with a couple college students in hand roaring to the top of his lungs like something out of movie! Before they knew it The Blazing Blur had sped up the side of the building and landed flying knee kick right in Ulgo’s throat. Here’s an eye witness report from police rookie cop John Sprague."
“I heard Ulgo’s primal roar at the top of the building and I pointed my gun for all it was worth. A second later I see this streak of fire go straight up the building and the monkey was on his back! Before I knew it the two were going back and forth. Ulgo was roaring and The Blazing Blur did a lot of talking. It sounded like he was, uh... mocking the monkey.”
"The college kids on the boardwalk had this to say":
College Kid - “Man it was crazy! The Ulgo was doin’ his King Kong thing and Blazing Blur was all like naaahhhh son! And then bam wam. Blazing Blur is like standing on top of him. He’s gotta be like six-five easy.”
College Kid - “No stupid, Blazing Blur’s a kid. He’s like 5 foot nothing!”
College Kid - “Nah man he’s right in the middle he’s around 5’6 or something like that!”
"Later on, I caught up with the young hero in Suicide Slums; the area where he’s been spotted patrolling frequently. I asked him what he was doing it the area. He had this to say…"
“I was just zippin’ around the slums when I got a call from The Flash saying one of Grodd’s goons was causing a ruckus. The Flash is a busy guy so I decided I’d take this one problem off his hands. Only took a second…always does.”
The Battle was too quick to catch even with our high speed cameras but The Daily Planet’s helicopters did catch a photo of the two squaring up against each other.
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