Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Billionaire Playboy, Heru-Sa-Aset Injured During a Night Out in Town



Sources confirmed this morning that Billionaire Playboy Heru-Sa-Aset was injured during a recent siege of the popular Midtown Night Club, Club Lex. One witness went on record and stated, "Mr. Sa-Aset tried his best to protect the patrons from the falling debris and sheer irresponsible actions taken by, Meta Justice, Dream team, Straw Hats, Team Supreme And Divine Knights. I thought those guys were supposed to protect us!" Many civilians are sharing this nightmare scenario of the event that took place, that these random sieges are more bad then good. 




Club Lex bouncer Bishop Tereck, is very thankful for the thoughtfulness of of Heru-Sa-Aset. Tereck was quoted saying, "I love my Job you know, Lex Corp gives us great benefits for keeping his locations a staple place for patrons to enjoy some good music and some fine Cocktails. These wet behind the ear heroes are just taking the law into their own hands and making unwarranted forceful entry on civilian property. What If I died like many of the other normal party goers, Who is thinking about them? I have 4 daughters and a Wife. Explain to them that I was killed by irresponsible use of superpowers on the so called protectors of Justice. Heru Thanks a lot for standing up and saving as many of us that you could. You didn't have to do that "

Amon-Ra Corp executives complained that the cost of the property damages caused by this sudden siege will unfortunately fall back on consumers. Lex Corp Also did a tally on damages and will be issuing a full civil suit that his property was intruded without proper license or merit. Due to this matter Amon-Ra Corp is also pressing an Account of damages to their licensed products that where destroyed on location. 


Celebrity Socialite and Spoke person for Amon-Ra's new Beverage exclaimed, "These So called protectors can't go around carrying out sieges on a whim. This uprising of superpowers makes it hard for the normal population to even enjoy a decent afternoon soiree without worrying about an epic clash or being abducted by some sort of brainiac robot. Good people were injured and terrified. "

Lex Luthor sends his regards to Heru-Sa-Aset and promises that his injuries will be taken cared of. Wonder Woman could not be contacted for information on Heru's condition but a close source says, this incident puts a slight strain on their relationship as speculations arose about Heru's Affiliation with Legion of Sin.

8 comments:

  1. how could these so called "heros" attack a helpless night club. ppl were trying to have a good time and instead end up in a hospital. our fine congressmen must pass laws to prevent these "heros" from causing this kind of senseless destruction.
    -crimson terrer

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  2. They killed my Dog .. and busted up my car...

    Pesky Heroes.. no different then them unruly Villains... >.> <.< >.> ...We needs laws for these "Super heroes" to help protect us from the awful need for Revenge and collateral damage they inflict on us law abiding citizens in there attacks on poor helpless Nightclubs and its party going crowds.


    At least the good saint Tink was not there, i would hate to hear any harm or anything bad come to that generous community volunteer and pattern to the homeless and feeder of stay Cats and Dogs.

    For shame heroes for shame.. tsk tsk tsk.

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  3. another example of hero's imposing their will in pursuit of their schewed view of justice but honestly who says their views are right?.... certain hero's factions whose names were mentioned in the article have pushed the limits of the law before yet they say they're protecting the people.... sounds like they're stroking their ego's and imposing they're will upon the innocent.... as a villain my motives are are plain and simple.... world domination with my faction (L-O-S) at the helm but you tell me what are your motives and will you hero's take responsibility and ultimately accept the punishment for the injured and the damages caused by a senseless raid or are you really just villains in a hero's footie pajama's?

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  4. and then these heroes have the balls to talk about us and our acts...they are no different from us....and now the whole world knows about what they did...serves them right
    -DEATHSTRYK3

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  5. When someone wants to put a hit on their enemy, or just to wipe the "competition" they come to me. They know I do a fast, clean and efficient job without leaving clues (unless they want it). I hit the target hard, walk away and don't put peoples lives in danger...Unless I have to. Now those righteous self proclaimed "heroes" do that and call me a murderous villain?
    My horoscope was right when it said "You will have a smile on you face today!"

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  6. All proper the proper channels were utilized in every assault we have taken part in, we deal directly with the heads of a multitude of local, state, federal, and world organizations.And i can assure you civilian lives and property are our allways given first priority.
    After numerous attempts at serving warrents at this location, and given the gravity of the crimes committed by persons associated with said property, Hero groups in association with law enforcement officials after much planning executed this siezure, all federal guidlines where followed to the 'T'.
    Numerous arrest were made, weapons, drugs, and illegal paraphanelia obtained. Information and specifics cannot be made public as these cases are still pending.
    I see no mention of the fact that Club Lex is a members only establishment, our informants have described the need to be " affiliated " before anyone can even be considered for membership, and even then only with a sponser.
    -Dream Team press release

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  7. Those warrants are invalid. Midtown is a severely low crime area. You might be mistaken this area for the slums. Club Lex is a Premiere Hot spot for locals and celebrities. This area is so booming with prosperity we have a superman monument right in the heart of centennial park. The proclaimed protectors sound very stern in their tone almost as if this isn't a democracy but a dictatorship. - upset Amon-Ra executive

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  8. "Those warrants are invalid"

    This is the same response we were given at the outset, which led to the eventual use of force, does not this statement reflect Lex corp and its subsideries belief that they are above the law, even a legitimate legal document signed by a federal district court judge.
    "For neither does wealth bring honour to the owner, if he be a coward; of such a one the wealth belongs to another, and not to himself."
    -Eliphaz

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