Thursday, March 17, 2011

Wayne Enterprises Fires Black Falcon


In an early morning press conference today, Wayne Enterprises' CEO, Lucius Fox announced they were terminating their business contract with Black Falcon. Falcon had represented Wayne technologies for two years in commercials, photo shoots, and appearances. Wayne Ent. would not reveal why they suddenly ended the contract, but rumors of a Black Falcon attack on an MFC armored personnel vehicle may have led to the decision. 
Black Falcon has not been sighted for almost three days.

6 comments:

  1. This clear admission of guilt is too little too late. If Wayne Industries had any integrity, they would publicly endorse the Vigilante Registration Act.

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  2. This is garbage. The integrity of Wayne Industries was upheld by letting a liability go and has nothing to do with them endorsing the VRA. Guilt coming from them would make sense if they KNEW this was going down and did nothing to stop it. I still believe that Black Falcon had nothing to do with this incident and everything that is going on is some type of ploy to get this Act pushed through. Onslaught Inc?... Aren't you a villainous legion or something? Figured you would want to see this bill pushed.

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  3. The Amazing StingerMarch 17, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    How can someone fire such an amazing look angel? that's soooo dumb V_V don't worry Falcon, you can work for me ;)

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  4. Onslaught Incorporated is legitimate, successful company. We have nothing to hide and fully support the VRA.

    Business has been well after many of our employees gained powers. In fact, our recent growth caught the eye of Lexcorp, who have bought a controlling interest and made Onslaught Inc. a subsidiary.

    Unlike vigilantes, we use our powers in the public eye for the good of the company. We don't waste time enforcing our self-righteous ideals on innocent civilians.

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  5. You speak as if you know the grand nature of all about you. You fling allegation at the many when it is the few who have created the anarchic wave within the growing tides of sin. You, who hide behind you so called lucrative corporation, openly support Luther. You are laughable because you have become the thing you so passionately speak out about.

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  6. Oh wow! That does sound promising. For the good of the company sounds great, but what would really sound better would be for the good of the PEOPLE. Helping those in need is not something in which the words "self-righteous" would come to mind, but doing what's RIGHT period should be the first thing in anyone's eye. When I'm tired of slamming the scum of the earth's face into the pavement for free so that little Timmy can go to sleep at night, I'll make sure to have a resume ready to go so that I can help uplift your company's name in the ranks of all your other hired supers. I just love you business types that see anyone else's pain as a way to "build" our economy... On a lighter note..... Could you borrow some money? It gets hard out here for a hero/vigilante.

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